King of Thieves vs. The Super-Cowboy Marlowe Bros.
by J.d. Nelson

The bite of a microscopic oddity -- he thinks it's funny.

Daddy was a doctor in the Old West.

My friendly sandwich, my toasted heart.

I was staring into the future when the past wrapped itself around my head

and squirted something hideous and sticky into my unsuspecting left ear.

I'm naked and really into Nintendo.

Well, I caught the fever and drove here in a silver bug.

I belong here,

at least as much as the albino rodeo clowns do.