The Power of Picante
by J.D. Nelson / September 2004
if I were to fall asleep w/ a belly full of burritos,
I'd wake up at noon w/ a stomach ache.
I'm not going to church unless
they're handing out bags of tacos & hot sauce.
it's impossible to know the latest laser codes --
where is that European accent coming from, lady?
I was only faking mine
I'm really American
I'm Burt Reynolds
I'm George Washington
I'm not moving to Switzerland
I wouldn't able to get a decent taco anywhere,
not even a bag of frozen burritos.