The Power of Picante
by J.D. Nelson / September 2004

if I were to fall asleep w/ a belly full of burritos,

I'd wake up at noon w/ a stomach ache.

I'm not going to church unless
they're handing out bags of tacos & hot sauce.

it's impossible to know the latest laser codes --

where is that European accent coming from, lady?

I was only faking mine

I'm really American

I'm Burt Reynolds

I'm George Washington

I'm not moving to Switzerland

I wouldn't able to get a decent taco anywhere,
not even a bag of frozen burritos.